Hashemite Hash House Harriers

Drank alot of Amstel, continuously led walkers into wildnerness on full moon hashes and had to be rescued, married my hash name mirror-image (Nasty Shag) in small hash approved ceremony, banished to the USA for three years while said husband gets a little blue book gift from US govt, at which time we will return to spend the rest of our lives wandering the wildnerness with our HHHH tribe.